This petit, falsely dainty and soprano voiced lady is causing many members of Lagos social clubs to visit medical centres to check the positivity or negativity of their HIV AIDS status. Some are even said to be making urgent appointments with a leading dermatologist and venerealologist to seek early treatment for what could turn out to be cerebral syphilis or HIV AIDS.
She has, in the last few years, slept around with several members of Eko Club, Yoruba Tennis Club, Lagos Lawn Tennis Club and Island Club, all in Lagos. She had started her reign of terror at the Ile Bintin Club on Lawson Street in Lagos, sleeping with almost all the members of Ile Bintin Club including doctors, retired Permanent Secretaries, architects, engineers, accountants and surveyors. Some of those she had made flesh to flesh contact with include but are not limited to:
Pa Segun Coca Cola – Lagos Lawn Tennis Club
Dr Supo A. – Eko Club
Chief P. S. Odofin – Yoruba Tennis Club
Arc. Kunle Ilorin – Waka Club
Mr Bad Designer – Island Club
Pastor Yinka Quantity – Ile Bintin Club
Mr D. G. General – Island Club
Mr Gregarious Delta – Ile Bintin Club
Sadly, however, the beguine has not only begun but the die is already cast. The anticipated, prognosticated and much feared mayhem has turned into Armageddon as the adventures and frolics of Funky Funke have claimed the life of young Police Inspector Gbenga who she was seriously servicing a few months ago and who has now succumbed to the dreaded pandemic infection.
When things went awry in her business and flesh servicing industry in Lagos, she had, early in 2013, travelled to South Africa to earn some Rands in the profession of ‘Ladies of the Night’. South Africa is renowned as the most AIDS infested nation in the universe. Having gone round most of the men available, the supreme procurer doctor had transferred Funke’s services to Pastor Yinka and, not realising the genre of the funky lady, the Pastor surveyor had embedded her in his Dolphin Estate domicile until he got news of her previous escapades and the clear and present danger he had embroiled himself in.
The pastor had, many years ago, married a debonair accountant of the Ajose-Adeogun Lagos family and sister of ‘Lady Cobbler’ Mrs Lande Dekalu-Thomas nee, Ajose-Adeogun, wife of Dr Dekalu-Thomas. The Pastor had been engaged in a bitter separation with his wife, who became an Ogun State Commissioner and has since remarried.
News reaching Lagosblog indicates that on an account of the head smashing incident, the founder of Ile Bintin Club, Dr Alli-Balogun, has sent Funke away from his club and Pastor Ipaye has also chucked her out of his residence. She is now said to be squatting with a group of undesirable characters in Dolphin Estate (the barracks part) and these boys take turns in making her pay for her lodging by taking turns with her flesh – could there be, unlike the Merchant of Venice, betaking pints of HIV infected blood as well
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